Text to ebook download You Know You're 40 When..

Are you almost over the hill? Know someone who is?<br /><br />Getting older is no fun, but it sure can be funny. How do you know when you’re approaching the big 4-0? <br /><br />Here are a few clues:<br /><br />* Comb-overs are starting to make a certain kind of sense.<br />* A kid you once babysat for is now your lawyer.<br />* At your checkups, the doctor has begun to ask if you’re still sexually active. <br />* Midnight seems awfully late.<br />* You’re more interested in websites that will calculate your Body Mass Index than in Internet porn.<br />* You receive two phone calls in a single week from people who want to sell you life insurance.<br /><br />Whether you’ve just found your first gray hair or you’re peering around the corner to your mid-life crisis, <i>You Know You’re 40 When</i>… will tickle your funny bone (while you can still remember where to find it).